Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
