i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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