I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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