I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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