Well apparently he's into motor boating.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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