We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
The ass gains better be worth it
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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