We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
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I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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