READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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