He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
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I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
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just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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