Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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