soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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