Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
