At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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