just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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