If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Someone came in the potted fern
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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