I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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