He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
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He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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