Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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