NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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