Why are handjobs necessary in class?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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