they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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