That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Randomize
