It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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