I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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