Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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