Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
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are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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