I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
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i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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