In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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