Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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