How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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