I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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