Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
well you can't waste a boner
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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