the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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