You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
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I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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