You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
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I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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