Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
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Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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