Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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