Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
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You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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