I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
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It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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