I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
so let's talk penis.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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