so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
They have beer where we have blood.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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