You work out of a Hotel?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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