I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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