i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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