he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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