$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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