STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
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I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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