party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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