I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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