He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
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