You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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