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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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