That's intense
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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