The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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