take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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