Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just cropdusted the office
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
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He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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